Things used to make me so happy. But I’ve grown a lot in the last year. Now I just want one big thing, my own restaurant, named after me, that makes me so much money I can buy anything I want.



"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."



I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.



Favorite Parks and Recreation episodes: Pawnee Rangers.





jess-miller:

get to know me meme: [4/8] female characters  leslie knope
"There are very few things I have asked for in this world. To build a new park from scratch, to eventually become president and to one day solve a murder on a train."


get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite tv shows » Parks and Recreation

"Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity."



leslie-knopes:

parks and rec rewatch → 94 meetings [2.21]



Yes I am a hunter, and it’s “you” season.





ICF